floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

unicorn

I cannot believe that no one wrote this. A unicorn is a person that is flawless in many ways and a catch (for dating). Like good looking, in shape, chatty and interesting, well dressed and put togetheri respectful etc. Someone who is a perfect match. The one everyone looks for, but very rarely find.

He is such a catch. He is literally a unicorn.

by sEolelele July 13, 2025

The last unicorn

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D

“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”

by Overgirl December 12, 2023

Bad Unicorn

Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit

Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn

by Mystical Drowned September 24, 2020

Unicorn

1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.

2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales

1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.

Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.

2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.

by 5t5o5r5y5 May 9, 2009

Unicorn Tail

A nerds rope hanging out of an asshole, usually but not exclusively in a sexual context.

"hey babe I'm getting hungry. could you feed me another unicorn tail please"

by ChiefQueef6669 September 18, 2023

Unicorn

Miami Artist whose passion is using the canvas to paint her world. Unique for her search for Justice, she magically campaigns for a better world even while being a keen student of history.

Only a unicorn could livestream and paint at the same time.

by Monarc September 12, 2023