Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 8, 2021
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Me: can you give me a flaming charizard I'm feeling freaky
Friend: yes let me grab a lighter and some adult videos...
Friend: yes let me grab a lighter and some adult videos...
by Micah Nezzle January 14, 2025
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Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....
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The old woman in the ad says she puts that bleep on everything. I bet she dumps Flaming Franks every day like I do.
by megabrain12345 May 4, 2018
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“If you do this a couple years you’ll come across a flame bunny or two. Do it for life one or two might end up your ex wives.”
by FFBarnes441 April 19, 2025
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My girlfriend is flaming me about cheating on her in a dream.
My girlfriend is flaming me about cheating on her in a dream.
by Ramenn. February 4, 2022
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