bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

baldy bastard

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

isopodic bastard

a cunt

person 1: trump is a good president! 😀
person 1 is an isopodic bastard.

by uwuwer3000 December 6, 2020

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

by cat lel February 16, 2024