Person A: *presses down button 17 times within the span of 3 seconds*
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
by CutieFox9 December 7, 2023

A button on clothing that is the one thing saving your outfit from becoming too revealing. The button may be damaged or prone to becoming undone.
by Tiredengineer1029 June 23, 2022

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
by bensandgren September 28, 2014

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.
by bewb_420 December 24, 2019

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024

After you have sexual intercourse and leave bruises on her shoulders, both sets of cheeks, her knees, hips, and ankles.
by Gilf'nit March 13, 2025

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022
