beaver poacher

Any lesbian who tries to hook up with a straight woman. Usually in the effort of trying to outdo a man. (Like a woman could ever outdo a man....) This type of lesbian is easy to spot as they like to wear lots of denim. They think their Canadian Tuxedo helps them in their efforts against the male.

That beaver poacher just totally cock blocked me. I turned for my drink and when I looked back there was a wall of denim in my way!

by DirtyBalls the 3rd of England October 21, 2017

choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam

the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again

by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.

Oh dude, you don't want to mess with that girls angry beaver! I can smell it all the way from here.

by Adamskiop August 13, 2016

Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

beaver vision

When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.

Ex : His beaver vision is on.

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by Misschevious August 9, 2015