Ninja chin

(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."

by eviljew85 June 6, 2011

Ninja pop

To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.

Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?

by MOanDogg1 August 6, 2011

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

Kitchen Ninja

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.

If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?

by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010

really ninja

The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.

Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja

by phlont1220 March 14, 2015

Ninja-Kick

A quick, unexpected forward action of the foot which makes contact with the upper part of another person's body. It is defined by flexibility, agility, spontaneity, force and effect of impact.

Did you see the fight between Jimmy and Alice?

Yeah man. Fuck. She Ninja-Kicked him in the face.
There was blood everywhere.

by Mich11 February 7, 2009