Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.
"You agency staff want money for nothing!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005
Get the Monkey Dollarsmug. Verb, Monkey Dunker.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.
James: I miss Daemon.
by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008
Get the Monkey Dunkermug. a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009
Get the bilge monkeymug. 
by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004
Get the Skungle Monkeymug. A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
Get the accordion monkeymug. n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011
Get the shovel monkeymug.