crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Touched

(Adjective)
A person who is special needs or has a hard time comprehending information.

These students may be touched, but with patience, understanding, and the right teaching materials, they all will succeed in school.

by ISaidWutISaid December 14, 2023

Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.

I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016