Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation

She's got the Jess Effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation

Oh no she's got the Jess effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Jess Twitter Theory

The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter

Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!

by powerluver January 23, 2025

jess

a real ass nigga

“you remind me of jess🤩”

by sasha da great January 27, 2025

Jesse (girl)

If you're lucky enough to know a Jesse, keep her in your life. She's an amazing person, and you can vent to her for hours and she'll try hard to support you. Jesse on beautiful in every single way, although she may think that she needs makeup. She's gorgeous with and without, but let her wear it. Jesse is the kindest, most amazing person to gossip and talk with, even if it's just in passing. She's the type of girl everybody loves, even if she doesn't realise it. When she walks into a room, everybody feels happier.

Please, don't let her go.

Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!

Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person

by Winchestersister<3 March 21, 2025

jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024