Siri syndrome

Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects

I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome

by Skysiin June 24, 2018

Mozart Syndrome

ACTUALLY it should mean when an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listener, while also adding subtle innovations personal touches that only the competent listeners can hear, that is, not being painfully obvious and sloppy like history's later composers who desperately wanted to look creative. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music that both conformed to the rules of the era and bent them at the same time- therefore creating a virtually perfect balance between form and style.

Man, most movies these days are either crappy blockbusters or pretentious indie-flicks... but the good directors always have Mozart syndrome- they make something both critics and audiences appreciate

by daa1234529 July 8, 2011

Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 12, 2012

stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.

"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."

by billyraayn August 29, 2016

Aasgier's Syndrome

An illness marked by a strong dislike or hatred for something without any known reason behind these feelings

Raseri wasn't sure what exactly made him hate skylights in houses; he just did. It's rumored that Raseri suffers from Aasgier's Syndrome.

Despite being dubbed by many as "tennisace," the man, who was known by many to be afflicted with Aasgier's Syndrome, actually hated tennis for some unbeknownst reason. He would have rather been known as "golface."

by d(n_n)b June 9, 2013

Warbucks Syndrome

Person who thinks they can buy the love, attention and respect of others. They constantly give money to worthless family members. These same worthless family members will talk shit about them if they don't get the money.

My husband has fuckin' (Warbucks Syndrome) everytime his crack head sister comes around...He gave her $50 again the other day!

by WhyteNegro65 March 5, 2011

LOF syndrome

Lack of sex leading to depresion, anger and fury.

- she is very nervous, it's due to LOF syndrome

by pepsiman69 August 21, 2016