ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

mum-in-love

When the man or woman you are dating has a mother, you can refer to her as your Mum-in-Love because you are yet to marry the son by law or customary rites.

I had the best chat with my Mum-in-Love today; she’s so warm and easy to talk to.

by Kikidel July 21, 2025

mum

gigachad way to call your mother

"oy mum can I go to the dairy"
"you have money"

by ben dovernow plz November 1, 2022

ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.

'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.

by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020

Your mum

Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.

What day is it? Your mum

by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022

Your Mum

When I Greg come across any and all relation to your Mother and correlate it to something either insulting, or of sexual nature.

You: I walked to town today. Greg: I walked into your Mum today.

by Yourmuminator September 2, 2022

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022