Robert Stockard

This is actually me so don't judge.

1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD

Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True

by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019

Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Robert

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020

Martha roberts

Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before

Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts

Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar

by emi goodman June 3, 2022

Robert Berry

Gay Retard

“Dude you just ran into a lamp post. You’re such a Robert Berry.”

by Bruh1234567891069696969 May 19, 2020

Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020

Roberts

A Roberts is usually very bold and courageous, but reserved. These people can be hot-headed, or have a super short temper. They are funny, kind, smart and logical too

“Don’t annoy her, she’s a Roberts”

by MissYouKnowMe October 17, 2019