Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

Idaho Potatoes

its just...potatoes...

omg i could really go for some idaho potatoes

by AngerIssues06 December 23, 2020

potato lump

boobs

She was hit in the potato lump

by jillybean432 May 27, 2017

Death Potato

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016

Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

by PsageY July 30, 2022