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Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?
Is that a police?
by CBOY527 December 10, 2019
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Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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sound of the police 12

sound of the police 12 search that on roblox
by Questionforgodwhy March 25, 2021
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green bay police officer

A frightened and weak willed pedophile coward who allows himself to be blackmailed by the Bonanno crime family into performing mob activities including kidnapping women and children. These cowards usually enjoy sex with small boys and frequently have sex with each other in the ass.
Look at that pedophile. That's definitely a green bay police officer.
by TerryDavis123 May 14, 2021
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andy summers the police

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police
by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022
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Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.
Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.
by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022
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