A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019
National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies
Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
by Bro I love you January 28, 2021
A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.
My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.
We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
by i8civilization January 16, 2021
A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.
by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021
by markwasowzki May 09, 2019
girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
by the payee November 28, 2018