1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
by MSN March 29, 2006
An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred August 14, 2008
Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 04, 2010
a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009
by Budhite Knights June 14, 2004
n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011
A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
by Andrew Thompson May 02, 2005