by Aleroa Alta October 16, 2022
person 1: ugh we need more whiny male voices in this generation
person 2: umm excuse you have you heard louis tomlinsons singing voice in why don't we go there? at 2:11-2:26 is like so whiny
person 2: umm excuse you have you heard louis tomlinsons singing voice in why don't we go there? at 2:11-2:26 is like so whiny
by LT take me to church February 18, 2022
The hypermasculine reality tv shows where men race muscle cars, cutdown forests, explore jungles, build log cabins and live as mountain men. reality tv, race cars, mountain men, explorers, MMA, firemen, cops, television, cable tv, alpha male, tough guy, manly man, real man, alpha-male tv
Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.
by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017
A former unremarkable man that uses his superior brain power to supplement his lacking virtues of an Alpha male to be on par or close to an Alpha in either physical prowess, charisma, etc.
They are still too socially awkward or lame to be considered an Alpha but, to the lame man they can pass as one.
They are still too socially awkward or lame to be considered an Alpha but, to the lame man they can pass as one.
Friend 1: Dude, that guy is such a beta male.
Friend 2: But look at his gains tho, he is definitely a beta male prime.
Friend1: You right!
Friend 2: But look at his gains tho, he is definitely a beta male prime.
Friend1: You right!
by Kitchen Prayer July 23, 2018
Male: Potato Corn Crispies Thighs (never have to worry about getting more O' dem crispies)
Female: Pretty Butter Corns Thighs (gotta get rid dem crispies)
Female: Pretty Butter Corns Thighs (gotta get rid dem crispies)
Male VS Female:
"EW JENNA WHY U GOT DEM CRISPIES, WHERE DEM BUTTER CORN THIGHS!"
"GIRL idk, Jeremy bean got dem corn flakes legs?!"
"EW JENNA WHY U GOT DEM CRISPIES, WHERE DEM BUTTER CORN THIGHS!"
"GIRL idk, Jeremy bean got dem corn flakes legs?!"
by @RADBLINGMASTER_15 December 22, 2020
the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
To describe a woman who is used as a placeholder by a man when his girlfriend is not present. Side-hoe, Side piece
Nathan told Mark that Natalie was just Male Canon Fodder until Brianna came back from vacation.
Maria told her friend Diana that she felt like she was was just Male Canon Fodder to Henry because Amy was working and he wanted love.
Maria told her friend Diana that she felt like she was was just Male Canon Fodder to Henry because Amy was working and he wanted love.
by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019