Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Logan

The best person I could ever ask for! He’s really cute and hot but like yea he’s also so nice. Like why is he so nice and he got money so like ima get rich off him. Yea so that’s all on period.

Logan bishop is a really cute smart guy!

by Anonymous angelzzzzzz February 14, 2021

Logan

Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anuses, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan has dwarfism, and although his two legs are small his third leg is that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.

"logan" gives great head!

by Thefatandthefurious September 28, 2021

Logan

Logan is wan of the myre yobs heavy good cunt gets bitches will shag yer maw if needed

Be like a Logan best cunt ymy

by Tiger woods November 23, 2021

Logan Shroyer

One of the best actors ever. Deserves so much recognition. He’s literally the goat

Logan Shroyer is too cool for school

by Pdrizzy September 9, 2020

Logan

an interesting and troublemaking guy who really needs to get his head out of the gutter. However, he's sweet, caring and has a soft spot for his family; especially his mom. He's most likely around 5'8, plays football, and is extremely talented musically. He never realizes how much the people around him care about him, and how sad we'd all be if he was gone. If the right Logan sees this: i hope you're doing well and i deleted your number, forgive me it just hurts too much to see your name that often. I moved on from you, i was just feeling sentimental toight.

"Logan's pictures got leaked,"
"not for the first time eh?"

by AHopelessRomanticFromTheCut January 28, 2024

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a YouTuber who moved from Ohio to LA I search to fulfill his dream to become the number one entertainer on the planet and who has lost one boxing match and will soon post many videos on the internet that YouTube will have to make another platform for him

Logan Paul is going places

Logan Paul is a great boxer

by Madison Forsberg April 24, 2020