A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
Get the Locked and Keyedmug. A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024
Get the Coldie Locksmug. Hym "It's an international spy thriller about a secret organization where they- Pffft! No! You have to know it isn't that! Right!? Trunk: Locked In? You have to know that it isn't about spies! This bitch is lock in a trunk! It's called Trunk: Locked In and it's about a bitch who's Locked in a trunk! Ha! Why would you fucking called it that- OK, I have to watch it now. Of I'm going to write a post about it I have to watch it... Alright. We're watching it. Go. Go to Amazon Prime and watch it with me. If I was a YouTuber I'd have a watch party or something. OK. I'm watching it. Start watching it now."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the Trunk: Locked Inmug. 
Get the locked inmug. 
When Dinya stops jerking off and drinking alcohol and starts to perform a so-called academic comeback.
"Hey Dinya, did you see the new TV series?"
"Nah man, I'm on that Dinya lock in."
"type shit type shit"
"Nah man, I'm on that Dinya lock in."
"type shit type shit"
by ladisl December 5, 2024
Get the Dinya lock inmug. (1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Get the colon lockmug.