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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
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Johnny Dang

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.
by SirJet September 2, 2024
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Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
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Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls
That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny
by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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Johnny

Johnny is usually super tall and loves baseball. He is normally shy at first but when you get to know him he is really silly and fun. He loves to eat and hang out with friends.
Damn, Johnny is so hot.
by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021
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