Jacob Sartorius

Definition of Perfection

1: Hey I,m jacob sartorius!
2: Oh wow! I didnt know you were perfect

by Sleepy.cloud June 4, 2018

Jacob Rubalcava

"Jacob Rubalcava: Lying conniving bitch who will fuck over his friends if it means getting ahead for himself"

"Bro you just stole my girlfriend, you are such a Jacob Rubalcava"

by TheGreatAndPowerfulBeast June 29, 2017

jacob copley

A very funny guy who will make you laugh. He's short and disappoints tall girls with his shortness. Other then that he is loyal and cute. He has blonde highlights in his hair and dimples when he smiles which means he is nice and kind hearted.

I'd date Jacob Copley if he weren't so short ;)

by Mrs. Bieberr December 3, 2013

JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob amaro

hes cool and is funny ya

jacob amaro is cool

by shenronsson228 April 23, 2018

jacob brown

Swag ass dude, player always has hoes and can always hook you up with drugs

Now he's like Jacob Brown.

by Ninjamonkey23 March 29, 2017

Jacob

A (small dick whiteboy) that is short and doesn't know how to listen

Her: Jacob put it in
Jacob:it is in
Her:WHAT! WHY IS IT SO SMALL

by Bighonker50 February 16, 2020