italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Italian Stallion

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.

“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”

“What’s an Italian Stallion?

“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”

by KimJongUno February 1, 2019

italian truckstop

When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.

We got bored on the road trip, so we stopped and tried an Italian Truckstop to spice up the trip.

by gerontee February 15, 2019

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Italian Style

When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.

Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."

Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."

by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022

The Italian helicopter

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.

I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter

by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022