Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"

by rman1201 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

by sicksega February 5, 2010

Will History Month

July for some fucking reason

Omg its Will History month, lets run death cult

by eZekeIel March 29, 2023

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

chinas history

chinas history is were a bunch of old bald men screaming at each other on who should make the better bomb while kim jon un is just there being fat also, any chinese person that smiles go's blind

"have you seen chinas history" " its pretty bad"

by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015