CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.

Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!

by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.

When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 3, 2019

Urban block

The feeling you get when you can't think up a good urban dictionary article, but still want to post something

Fuck I've got a real case of urban block

by LesKen March 9, 2019

Writer's Block

When one is writing or typing a piece of literature and they cannot think about what to put next. It gets annoying and it takes another minute to think about what to put down next.

I had writer's block making this definition.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2019

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019