Edding

When you have your mouth wide open while looking at top stock for a long period of time and sniffing out concrete that is unwrapped outside of the lumber back door, then you are edding. Doing work that needs to be done, but that is not as important work that needs to be done right away. This is mainly used towards Ed.

1. What is Ed doing? He seems to not have made a decision on what his plan is right now. He has his mouth opened while looking at top stock at this moment. I think he's edding right now.

2. Where is Ed? I think he's edding right now. Hey, I found him! He's moving pallets and hacks to different spots. Doing something that is not important right now!

by Retail Work Words August 22, 2024

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023

eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023

Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much

Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.

by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023

endingtron 3000

Popularized by Ben Croshaw. Refers to an ultimate, overly simplistic/binary choice at the end of a narrative game which determines the actual ending; holds the implication the player's many supposed choices during the game were actually superfluous by comparison. See also ludonarrative dissonance.

I slaughtered tons of nameless goons five levels ago but the endingtron 3000 gave me the bad ending when I wouldn't shoot my boss during the quicktime event.

by oshkeet December 22, 2023

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024