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Chocolate Ear Muffs

When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.
last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.
by Lopezius October 9, 2009
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bug in your ear

It's when someone tells you something in your ear secretly.
She yells to her friend, let me put a bug in your ear. She hadn't seen her in quite a long time.

She relunctly went over to friend she is afraid of bugs. (She whispered in her ear). LoL

Her friend told her a secret.

(It's a code between two people
or who is aware of the meaning).
by Sista, sista April 24, 2014
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bunny ear screen protector

a screen protector for the iPhone X styled iPhones that does not cover the notch and therefore has so called bunny ears on the top left and right corners.
Samuel has a bunny ear screen protector.
by ThisIsMemeboi September 1, 2021
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lop-eared pole cat

Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!

Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011
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Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
by Antony Collett September 1, 2005
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breathe thru his ears

To give such deep and constant tonque that you have to breathe thru your ears
I want a man who can breathe thru his ears.
by juice December 12, 2004
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ear-lobe skin

soft gentle stroke-able and unique skin wrapped around the saggy fleshy cartilage un the ear, usually furry at touch.
Your ear-lobe skin looks lovely in this weather today babe.
by the crew ;) March 5, 2017
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