consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.

The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.

by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020

dilly dodger

When a black man, doesn’t pay their rent.

“Hey! You didn’t pay your rent you dilly dodger!”

by anonymous December 24, 2020

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

Blue Doge

A very good boi. Who just happens to be Blue.

Wow Blue doge is a very good shiba!

by uwudsadddy March 4, 2021

National Dogecoin day

The National day of Dogecoin is the ------, the time that DOGE hit for the first time the 1.00$ mark. This day should be memorised and celebrated as the first Milestone of this crypto currency.

Sam: "Did you heard that today is the National Dogecoin day?"
Paul: "Yes, isnt that Poggers?"

by DistressedBrain April 16, 2021

short doge

Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.

Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?

by TonyStank15243 November 23, 2021

Buff Doge Coin

Buff Doge Coin adalah token sampah yang dibuat oleh komplotan penipu.

Rudi: Bro, minggu lalu gua beli Buff Doge Coin. Kemaren pump tapi sekarang lagi dump.
Doni: Oh, lu beli Buff Doge Coin. Terus lu TP gak pas lagi pump?
Rudi: Engga, Bro. Gua hold, terus gua ikutan event Burn disuruh Dev biar pump lagi.
Doni: ???????

by andika November 23, 2021