Every Connor is a good person. They may seem mean at first, because they have a select few people they love hanging out with. Connors are protective, loyal, and funny. Connors love to laugh and have a good time. Connors jokes may be a little mean, but you’ll laugh anyway. If you meet a Connor.. Make sure that you become friends because they will love you forever even if you’re a bitch to them. Connors may get annoying, but most of the time they’re the most awesome person to laugh with and you’ll love being there friend. Connors are the most funny, and they act just like they’re mothers.. so be friends with there moms too.
Emily:Hey Ella, have you met Connor??
Ella:No, what’s he like?
Emily: Omg!! He’s so funny and his mom is hilarious
Ella: Lol Connors are always like that.
Ella:No, what’s he like?
Emily: Omg!! He’s so funny and his mom is hilarious
Ella: Lol Connors are always like that.
by mozzerellasticksandacheesburge November 30, 2019
Get the Connormug. This guy will always seem shy at first or smug but once you get to know him he’s hilarious. His jokes are a bit repeating so it gets annoying but you still stay around anyways. He can get dark and depressed most times and he doesn’t exactly trust most people but he still tries.
Girlfriend:Wow Connor was different today l hope he’s doing okay. I wish he would open up to me bring his girlfriend and all.
Best friend:He was telling me about it and l think he’s fine...l hope he’s fine he still didn’t open up that much
Girlfriend:At least you got something out of him
Best friend:He was telling me about it and l think he’s fine...l hope he’s fine he still didn’t open up that much
Girlfriend:At least you got something out of him
by #fluteproblems October 25, 2019
Get the Connormug. by Ima simp 3000 September 7, 2020
Get the Connormug. Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024
Get the Connor "Unc" Kneemug. A guy whos fucking dyslexic and a dumbass fuck who cant draw a cat or anything for that matter has the smallest dick ever and is fat
Person: see that guy over there. other person: yeah what about him. Person: hes dyslexic fat and cant draw. other person: he must be named Connor
by abaracadabara November 12, 2023
Get the Connormug. by Godric Gryffindor November 20, 2020
Get the Connormug. Connor is very odd person and touches dogs.
He also doesn’t have a very good taste in woman and has a microscopic penis.
He can sometimes be very nice but at sometimes he goes in a mood and Starts saying the n word randomly at people
He also doesn’t have a very good taste in woman and has a microscopic penis.
He can sometimes be very nice but at sometimes he goes in a mood and Starts saying the n word randomly at people
by Oliver Gossip November 22, 2021
Get the Connormug.