Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
Get the Coffee cigmug. Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
by skipmendler December 22, 2022
Get the already-existing coffeemug. by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021
Get the Let's grab coffeemug. Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
by effingradical February 5, 2022
Get the Midnight Coffeemug. After installing the Hot Coffee mod, The Sims went from a family-friendly game to something that would make my parents blush!
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
Get the Hot Coffee modmug. A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
Get the coffee educatormug. by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008
Get the coffee ridemug.