Chode Snort

The act of sniffing on a chode so hard it goes up your nose.

Hey bro you wont believe what happened last night. Jasmine came over and I was going ham on that chode and accidenty had a Chode snort, I couldnt help it I just love sniffen that chode you feel bro?

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 1, 2021

chode whistle

The *loud* muffler of a car. Commonly found on pickups, Nissans, Toyotas, and other ricey cars.

"Yo you hear that loud car go by? Its got such a chode whistle"
"Yeah, it sounds really powerful"

by Qocc-nobbler December 5, 2020

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 1, 2017

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V July 31, 2016

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

by SAMcal May 24, 2007

chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass

pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces

by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006