Lip cheese is the white crusty, goo-like stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you sleep/ and or talk alot. When people see you have lip cheese it is a major turn off, it probably makes them want to throw up all over everywhere. Its best to frequently check the corners of your mouth for lip cheese.
Dude, that chick i made put with last night had a massive amount of lip cheese, it tasted like garbage!
by Ptatters August 15, 2009
by Billie Poncho September 15, 2005
When you bake the bread from your girlfriends yeast infection and get cheese from your dick cheese. Afterwards grill it with butter for 10 minutes
by DaChef69 March 08, 2019
by spent April 25, 2008
when a uncircumcised male hasn't washed his penis head off in a while. It then becomes crusty like old cheese.
by Derrick for real March 13, 2005
The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.
Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha)
Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"
Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat
Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand
*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly
Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"
Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat
Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand
*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly
by Matt89 May 01, 2008
The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.
by Chris P June 14, 2006