My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025
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B:”That evangelical home schooling mom is super cool, with that butched haircut if she lived in Minneapolis, I’d say she’d totally be queer.”
J: “it’s like she doesn’t even know it. She’s country queer.”
J: “it’s like she doesn’t even know it. She’s country queer.”
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A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
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