Term used by the dolan twins stan twitter geoupchat to express a gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the tea ; the scoop; news
by Risa. August 5, 2018
Get the coffeemug. by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
Get the Crack Ed Coffeemug. Literally me. My name is Coffee.
by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
Get the Coffeemug. what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
by damb_man July 7, 2018
Get the grind the coffee beansmug. by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
Get the Soviet Coffeemug. A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
Get the Sweaty Coffeemug. Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
Get the critical coffeemug.