Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.

Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.

by OGdrilla February 28, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)

Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !

by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019

Boy Bestfriend

He is there for you no matter what. Thick and thin. He loves you you and you love him but, you don’t admit it because you don’t want anyone to think you like him. If he hangs out with other girls (even if they’re not dating) you are jealous. You might not text all the time, or talk everyday but you still love each other but don’t admit it. All in all, you have a special place in your heart for him and he does to.

Girl 1: You guys seem really close, are you dating?
Girl 2: No.... he is my boy bestfriend and always will be.

by Keep them forever April 27, 2019

e-bestfriend

People online that send nudes to each other

Jacob and Lily are e-bestfriends.

by E-boy666 August 11, 2019

national bestfriends day

national best friends day is november 1 where y’all celebrate being bestfriend !

guys omg it’s national bestfriends day!

by bobaluvs October 4, 2019

National bestfriends day

It’s on November 8th. It’s a day to appreciate your best friend and everything they’ve done for you. You better believe you’re gonna show off your best friend to everyone.

You: HAPPY NATIONAL BESTFRIENDS DAY BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Bestfriend: You are such a great best friend too thank you for being in my life

by Fine_words_dude November 4, 2019