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pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
by Jetspenny October 17, 2019
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hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.
"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"
by sh... September 8, 2025
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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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Bed Frog

A Curious girl who "hops" from bed to bed (like a frog) having sex with different men
Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?

John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
by TerraHawk August 10, 2012
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zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick
The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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in bed

by Green Hell Zone December 4, 2020
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jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.
by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016
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