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5 bed

Defines the challenge of 5 gay guys sleeping in one bed and who ever gets sexual loses. Last one to not get sexual wins
Person 1: Yo dude, did you hear about that huge 5 bed challenge yesterday?
Person 2: no i didn't, also i filled a restraining order on you yesterday, please go away
by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023
mugGet the 5 bedmug.

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
mugGet the clean bed sheetsmug.

Bed buds

When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)
“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits

Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud

Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs
by 420HandMeThatHenny February 20, 2021
mugGet the Bed budsmug.

bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
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bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed
“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”
by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023
mugGet the bed gremlinmug.
BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023
mugGet the BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)mug.

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America
We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!
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