dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.

"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"

by vladster January 13, 2014

beat up

Basically to do something like homework etc. quickly.

Yo Mi have the Spanish Homework to beat up when I go home.

by deeabee May 22, 2010

Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004

Tweet Beat

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

by Baggage May 22, 2009

Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

dre beats

gay headphones

these dre beats are the gayest headphones ever

by chuckluck01 October 24, 2014

Beat The Biscuit

V, bēēt THē biskút- a game where three or more males masterbate onto a biscuit simultaneously. The last one to ejaculate onto said biscuit has to then eat the biscuit.

Hey bro i heard you love playing beat the biscuit. Thats cool and all as long as you don't lose!

by cunillingus July 30, 2015