Bastard

Child born out of wedlock

He is Edward's bastard child

by Volibear November 1, 2021

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Billbodied Bastard

Someone who is being unlike themselves.

"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"

by Connor October 24, 2004

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.

"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"

by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025

Bastarding

To create a bastard.

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.

by Cleinth July 23, 2012

Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022