Blue Bowls

When you pour a big bowl full of cereal and realize there is no milk.

I was about to eat a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch, but then I opened the fridge and found out we had no milk. Now I got a bad case of blue bowls

by Mtrain30 December 21, 2020

hood bowl

It's when different gang members of opposing gangs all get together and play football against each other instead of shooting each other.

gangster 1 "hey man you goin' to dat hood bowl??" " it's gonna be tree top pirus vs 52 Hoover crips"

Gangster 2 " yea ima b there, I'm Rollin with the crips"

by Krod85 January 23, 2014

Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.

When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

by Henrix September 5, 2008

bumper bowling

The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.

So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.

"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."

by derat January 6, 2008

Jibbron Bowl

A special way of smoking marijuana. A fat jibbron (joint) without a filter is rolled and placed in the bowl of a bubbler. It stays up with weed packed around the side. As the jibbron burns it resinates the weed in the bowl until it becomes a roach. Then you smoke the stickiest bowl ever. For best results use only the dankity dank.

"Get your zig zags it's time for a jibbron bowl"

by HansHansHans August 9, 2009

Beach Bowling

having a competition between two people at the beach to see who can bodysurf into the hottest girl.

I had fun beach bowling

by Not Jesse Maynard January 8, 2012

Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper

I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.

by Furry Trout December 14, 2012