Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 29, 2024

Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 09, 2019

Blast a cig

A term for smoking cigarettes when you’re with the boys.

“Yo u wanna go blast a cig?”
“Yes I want to go.. too”

by ebertjodef June 29, 2021

Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 03, 2024

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 01, 2014

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 20, 2024