tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
Get the taco bell prolapsemug. The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.
John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."
by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016
Get the bell curve of bantermug. Yes JAMES THE BELL BOY is HOMOSEXUAL BUTT he is one of the most intelligent and aware people you can meet as the NIESON RATINGS as his is rated I (MINNIEAPOLIS BRAND) and he has a CORNocopia (not just from ST. PAUL or ST. RUT ) of friends as there are AYES everywhere as those van "PRESTON " ALLEN" BELts (TOUGH SHIT for ANAL ALAN ) as GROVER has just entered his LIFE from the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP where JAMES SAT but no worries as the DAWNing of where TONY ORLANDO in VEGAS-PARADIDE that important BELL you can ring for JAMES THE BELL BOY is EN EL COPA the MAN I LOW CHINI BARRY WYNN FLAVORED as just like O'CONNOR we will always need those BELL RECORDS from JAMES THE BELL BOY so we will not get ICED unexpectedly like anywhere around the RAPID BANKER'S LIFE.
As JANES THE BELL BOY dropped me off at HAWKS GAY SPA and advanced me money where I stayed to play or just sleep BUTT GARY BREWER AND LOU ANNE trespassed me from ENTOURAGE as the METH THING never sat well with me and "I NEVER sat well with LADY GAGA or LADY GEORGIA as she whisked passed me on TROPICANA . AS the HOMOSEXUALS everywhere included at "BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO have had "COLD FEET "" with me "so I WAS RIGHT , " THIS IS OUR SONG by ABOVE AND BEYOND as the HOMOSEXUAL POPULATION proves it day in day out the amount of problems of inner group hostility so STEPHANIE JOANNE GERMONOTTA help is not needed.
As JANES THE BELL BOY dropped me off at HAWKS GAY SPA and advanced me money where I stayed to play or just sleep BUTT GARY BREWER AND LOU ANNE trespassed me from ENTOURAGE as the METH THING never sat well with me and "I NEVER sat well with LADY GAGA or LADY GEORGIA as she whisked passed me on TROPICANA . AS the HOMOSEXUALS everywhere included at "BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO have had "COLD FEET "" with me "so I WAS RIGHT , " THIS IS OUR SONG by ABOVE AND BEYOND as the HOMOSEXUAL POPULATION proves it day in day out the amount of problems of inner group hostility so STEPHANIE JOANNE GERMONOTTA help is not needed.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 11, 2022
Get the JAMES THE BELL BOYmug. Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️
by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019
Get the taco bell roulettemug. by Knotz September 26, 2010
Get the Taco Bell runmug. Also referred to as a taco bell rat, depending on what you thought you saw at the time:
Dude, I think I just saw a big rat!
No, fool, that's a cat. No wait - that's a taco bell cat!
Dude, I think I just saw a big rat!
No, fool, that's a cat. No wait - that's a taco bell cat!
by yeahtacobell7 January 12, 2011
Get the taco bell catmug. Taco Bell Shit = "Look at all that shit on Taco Bell's menu! It makes me have a BM without even eating it."
by Rashe January 3, 2010
Get the Taco Bell Shitmug.