Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the Armed teachersmug. by anonymous September 5, 2021
Get the armsmug. by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021
Get the Short armedmug. A bogus criticism of Trey Lance the 49ers probably will use to keep Jimmy Garoppolo on the roster for one more season just so they can get a third-round comp pick for him in 2024.
"Trey Lance gets arm fatigue sometimes after he throws, so we'll tell people that's why we're keeping Jimmy Garoppolo as a $27 million backup when really we just love comp picks."
by 49ers Quality Control July 18, 2022
Get the Arm fatiguemug. Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
by 933 August 31, 2025
Get the Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?mug. 
Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.
"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."
by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024
Get the Arm-swingermug.