When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.
"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."
by Fructussy October 17, 2025
Get the Muddy Johnsonmug. The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022
Get the Jaeda Johnsonmug. A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.
by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022
Get the Toure Johnsonmug. by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
Get the johnson's hairmug. by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
Get the Ryan Johnsonmug. When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
Get the Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnsonmug. I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
Get the Cranking my Johnsonmug.