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Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.
"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."
by Fructussy October 17, 2025
mugGet the Muddy Johnsonmug.

Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022
mugGet the Jaeda Johnsonmug.

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.
Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!
by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022
mugGet the Toure Johnsonmug.

johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
mugGet the johnson's hairmug.

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
mugGet the Ryan Johnsonmug.

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
mugGet the Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnsonmug.

Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
mugGet the Cranking my Johnsonmug.

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