Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!
by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010
Get the Jason Branham mug.Jason is the one that is always words but no skills. He fucking curses a lot, than goes on to get rejected my everyone else. He’s a bitch.
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Get the Jason mug.a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
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