Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)

nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!

by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019

Jason

Jason is someone who has a mean streak. Jason can be a country music award. Because he drinks a lot of alcohol. Never drives drunk. A Jason has bedroom eyes. & is yummy.

Bend me over like Jason

by Nmk1319 July 30, 2025

Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.

Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.

by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019

Jason

The most handsome person ever ❤️

The Jason is sexy

by Mememan24 November 22, 2021

Jason

Dirty lying cheater who broke his back and my heart, would cheat on you with someone completely unavailable for the next 1.5yr, probably ruined the whole country of France for you

That guy with the smelly toes is a total Jason

by Blondiebaby456 April 1, 2022

Jason

Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.

Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.

Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.

iris: omg, I thought I'll forever be lonely, thank God I have Jason!

by wobniar May 16, 2022

Jason

He's sure a bang for your buck!!!!!

Damn, that Jason was really worth it!!!!!

by Creator123456 January 19, 2021