put on a crosstown bus

to deliberately confuse someone.

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!

by William Warney July 4, 2009

struggle bus

An off color reference to the bus ridden to school specifically for the handicapped kids.

you're such a dumbass, you ought to have your own seat on the struggle bus with the rest of them

by NewSlangSlinger June 30, 2016

living bus for ugly

the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie , whatever that may be.

person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly? maybe? yes? i dont know.

person 2: the opposite of death cab?

person 3: I'm confused

1/2: me too.

by Noelleth mckitty pants October 15, 2006

School Bus Ass

An ass so big that on a school bus it takes up the entire seat.

That bitch was so fat that she had a school bus ass!

by TBONESTEAKS May 2, 2011

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

BU$ KRU!!1!

a group of friends who hang out at the same bus stop

"who are they" "oh they are just the BU$ KRU!!1!"

by 5K April 3, 2009

Magic School Bus

When you take a massive rip out of a bong and the smoke is yellow.

Dude, when Joey ripped that bong he rode the magic school bus.

by Foolish Wizard September 10, 2015