put on a crosstown bus

to deliberately confuse someone.

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!

by William Warney July 4, 2009

struggle bus

An off color reference to the bus ridden to school specifically for the handicapped kids.

you're such a dumbass, you ought to have your own seat on the struggle bus with the rest of them

by NewSlangSlinger June 30, 2016

School Bus Ass

An ass so big that on a school bus it takes up the entire seat.

That bitch was so fat that she had a school bus ass!

by TBONESTEAKS May 2, 2011

living bus for ugly

the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie , whatever that may be.

person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly? maybe? yes? i dont know.

person 2: the opposite of death cab?

person 3: I'm confused

1/2: me too.

by Noelleth mckitty pants October 15, 2006

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

BU$ KRU!!1!

a group of friends who hang out at the same bus stop

"who are they" "oh they are just the BU$ KRU!!1!"

by 5K April 3, 2009

Magic School Bus

When you take a massive rip out of a bong and the smoke is yellow.

Dude, when Joey ripped that bong he rode the magic school bus.

by Foolish Wizard September 10, 2015