Swipe n' Wipe

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

by baba bubbler May 26, 2016

Turd n’ Curd

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

wot n tarnation

Term relating to rednecks

Rednecks express their disbelief with this

*she's more kinky than you thought*
"wot n tarnation"

by MoistSock March 2, 2017

F. U. N

F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea! - Spongebob Squarepants

F. U. N Song

by Ur m. o. m June 21, 2021

bag 'n bang

A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.

Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother

by bangbangnibba June 7, 2016

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

Fit N U

Wrap that help you look slimmer and sexier in just one application because they are made from a proprietary blend of 23 ingredients that first purge the accumulated toxins stored in the fat cells of our skin. The body cannot effectively eliminate these toxins fast enough on its own so they become stored in the fat cells of our skin.

So you can Fit N U

Fit N U a slimmer you

by JohnnieRoscoe Contour September 30, 2013