cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

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Get the cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?mug.

Off you fuck

An derogatory alternative to the common phrase 'off you go'.

No, Mr. Trump, off you fuck.

by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017

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Get the Off you fuckmug.

you can’t fuck her personality

A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.

Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality

by TheFuck69 March 16, 2018

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Get the you can’t fuck her personalitymug.

you fucked up

A common reply to users online when they talk about or show you pictures of their extremely good-looking EX-girlfriends.

Man 1: Here's a picture of me and my ex at the beach...

::Posts bikini photo::

Man 2: ...You fucked up

by Mitchass Bitch July 13, 2011

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Get the you fucked upmug.

It basically means you screwed up in a nicer way. "You Fucked Up" simply means someone was having a tough time cause they did something wrong and you had to tell them that they kinda screwed up. It's a really kind term.

Your little brother was separated from birth. One day you were drunk and a cute girl helped you to your hotel room. However you were drunk and made love with her. In the morning you find out that the cute girl was actually your little brother that love to crossdress. In other words he fucked up. This is when you can say to him "You Fucked Up"

by TheEconomy September 20, 2015

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