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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

The ultimate compliment which can be bestowed. Most appropriately used when serving looks to legendary children. Popularized by the television series Legendary and used liberally among YouTubers Peter Monn and Munoz (kinda).
by Jmac1020 May 30, 2022

An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.
I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.
The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.
The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*
*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS
*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS
*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you donโt like that is getting on your nerves.
Marley: I really donโt like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.
by kkdixon December 23, 2024
