felix egg yoke

he is the coolest fucking kid u will ever meet

Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

felix's egg yoke

big man

Hey boo,oh shit that guy looks like felix's egg yoke.
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

Bronze Yoke Of Venus

Phrase used in Horace Book III Ode IX. The yoke has of connotations of subservience; in some ancient cultures it was traditional to force a defeated enemy to pass beneath a symbolic yoke of spears or swords. A remnant of this tradition is the saber arch seen at some military weddings. The yoke may be a metaphor for something oppressive or burdensome, such as imperialism, or for a link or bond between two people, such as marriage. The yoke is frequently used metaphorically in the Bible, first in Genesis regarding Esau.

What if we should should come together under the bronze yoke of Venus once more

by Saphireeyes1111 October 7, 2011

yoke ass bitch

A soul sucking female who has the nerve to be in the business of others to yoke a bitch from behind the counter of their employment and would literally go to the extent of shoving an egg in one's ass...all for fun.

Why would a girlfriend beg for months to put an egg in your rectum (sexually) and then when you finally agree she now always calls you a “yoke ass bitch" in public and even in front of your parents?

by Slickwillay May 24, 2018

Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

Make Yokes A Fiver Again

means the people of the world want yokes to be a fiver again

make yokes a fiver again

by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024

Yoked

There are two parts to muscularity, being “yoked” and being “cut”/“ripped”. To be yoked is to bulk up and gain mass (also known as “swole”). Being shredded, ripped, or cut is a different thing.

Wow, he was always in good shape, but he got hella yoked since he started taking creatine!

by crxzy0331 February 14, 2022