wide deceiver 

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

wide deceiver by Devinstation March 12, 2008

Widen the gay 

The phrase 'widen the gay' originated by stays (fans of stray kids) during Kingdom voting as a typo for 'widen the gap'. It was quickly adopted because stays are clowns and gay so it fits ~

VOTE ON MAMA AND WIDEN THE GAY STAYS!!

Widen the gay by lilacdragon November 15, 2022

devon wedge 

A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider

'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!

devon wedge by Tony-bob January 22, 2014

Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens

A show with animals such as cats and dogs sniffing the wide angle lens close up.

The show is called animals close up with a wide angle lens.

Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens by yizee January 5, 2011

Dave Wide Drunk 

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.

That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...

Dave Wide Drunk by Reverend Snowback August 1, 2011

wide receiver 

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.

He is a wide receiver!

wide receiver by Ian Chode February 1, 2004

Widget-Drain

The idea that using widgets on your website will somehow suck all of your website's power and give it to the widget creator instead.

I wouldn't use that awesome widget if I were you because you'll get widget-drain and your site will drop in the rankings.

Widget-Drain by SEOguru March 28, 2013